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  • Written by Xeniteone on 18.06.2009

    The hard part about making a movie based off of a board game is that there's no blueprint. You have all the responsibility of portraying the movie faithfully, but there's no real story or plot or dialogue for you to base your work off of. I suppose that the makers of the movie Clue decided that they didn't need anything like that, and just went their own way. And thank goodness they did because they made what is one of my personal favorite movies of all time. The characters are all there; Mr. Green, Mrs. White, Ms. Scarlet, etc, and there definitely is a murder (several, in fact), but the comedy that was produced after that little bit of kindling is above par in every way. What really moves this film are the one liners. Madeline Khan is hilarious as Mrs. White, the woman with a philandering (dead) husband and a rage problem. Tim Curry as the butler is priceless because of his wit, but simultaneous smarmy-ness. Each one of the actors brings something to the role, and make it memorable. Watch all three endings on the DVD to appreciate the strengths of each one. If you haven't seen this movie, go out and rent it if you want to laugh and reminisce about the great movies they used to make in the 80's.

    My favorite part: When The Butler gives his summing up of the murder(s), and finds it necessary to send the cast running all around the mansion.

    Honorable mention: I... am.... your singing telegram! *GUNSHOT*

  • Written by Xeniteone on 19.06.2009

    I'm a sucker for a kick butt girl. That's just how I roll. Xena, Buffy, Agent Scully (if you push the wrong buttons). I love a lady who knows how to use a sword, or a gun, or a harshly worded letter. Enter Charlie Baltimore: a tough as nails spy who, rather inconveniently, loses her memory in a nasty attempt on her life. After a car wreck the memories come flooding back and she has to get her revenge, save the USA from terrorists, and shoot some bad guys, all after teaching her daughter how to ice skate. This is a great movie with some great action, but Samuel L. Jackson really steals the show as Mitch Hennessey, a private dick who has some less than noble methods and intentions. For an action movie I found myself laughing more than once. So, yeah, I would suggest that one check this out, and give you boredom the Long Kiss Goodnight!

    You see how I did that? With the title? Ahhh, you liked it.

    My Favorite Part: The one liners are the best. I will list several of them now:

    Mitch: -You know what happens when you make an assumption? You make an ass of you and Umption.
    - That's a duck, not a dick!
    - I'm always frank and earnest with women. In Chicago, I'm Frank, and in Detroit I'm Ernest!

    Charlie: -No thanks, I'm saving myself until I get raped.

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