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olympiquetango joined November 2008

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Germany Last seen about 13 years ago Female

Reviews 4

Sucker Punch

„If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.”

for Sucker Punch (2011)

5.0/10

„If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.” Or why Sucker Punch kicks ass +++Attention+++Spoilers+++ So many talks about this movie, so many bad reviews. Zack Snyder caused a stir...

Written on April 19, 2011

Lilja 4-ever

How long can you stay clean in a dirty world?

for Lilja 4-ever (2002)

5.0/10

How long can you stay clean in a dirty world? Spoilers! Loud music. A girl running. Tears in her eyes and despair. And blood on her young face. Hectic shots give you the feeling of panic, misery....

Written on May 11, 2011

Murder Party

Fuck the scene! Everyone dies!

for Murder Party (2007)

4.5/10

Fuck the scene! Everyone dies! SPOILER ALERT Chris actually wanted to have a comfy evening with some horrormovies and candies. The first VHS tape, “Scare Wolf” is choosen. But what is this? Cat...

Written on May 19, 2011

Iron Sky

Moonnazis are attacking the world!

for Iron Sky (2012)

2.5/10

SPOILER! The Finnish space-satire was hitting trash movie fan hearts even before movie was taken. Let´s make a time travel. It is 1990 when a young group of movie nerds somewhere in Finland start...

Written on April 16, 2012

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