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olympiquetango joined November 2008

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Germany Last seen about 13 years ago Female

Reviews 4

Sucker Punch

„If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.”

for Sucker Punch (2011)

5.0/10

„If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.” Or why Sucker Punch kicks ass +++Attention+++Spoilers+++ So many talks about this movie, so many bad reviews. Zack Snyder caused a stir...

Written on April 19th, 2011 15:06

Lilja 4-ever

How long can you stay clean in a dirty world?

for Lilja 4-ever (2002)

5.0/10

How long can you stay clean in a dirty world? Spoilers! Loud music. A girl running. Tears in her eyes and despair. And blood on her young face. Hectic shots give you the feeling of panic, misery....

Written on May 11th, 2011 17:06

Murder Party

Fuck the scene! Everyone dies!

for Murder Party (2007)

4.5/10

Fuck the scene! Everyone dies! SPOILER ALERT Chris actually wanted to have a comfy evening with some horrormovies and candies. The first VHS tape, “Scare Wolf” is choosen. But what is this? Cat...

Written on May 19th, 2011 17:50

Iron Sky

Moonnazis are attacking the world!

for Iron Sky (2012)

2.5/10

SPOILER! The Finnish space-satire was hitting trash movie fan hearts even before movie was taken. Let´s make a time travel. It is 1990 when a young group of movie nerds somewhere in Finland start...

Written on April 16th, 2012 16:03

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