Simon2
Simon2
joined July 2009
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Afghanistan
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Executive Producer Rank 14
Money person, name on the poster, never on set. You greenlit this whole circus.
Money person, name on the poster, never on set. You greenlit this whole circus.
Korova Bowler 70000 FF solves
Ultra-violence by the gallon, and the moloko shake is still on the house. Viddy well, little brother, viddy well.
Ultra-violence by the gallon, and the moloko shake is still on the house. Viddy well, little brother, viddy well.
Buried Statue 50000 FF solves
You find the buried truth half-sunk on the beach. You blew it up — damn you all to hell!
You find the buried truth half-sunk on the beach. You blew it up — damn you all to hell!
300 Helmet 35000 FF solves
Every solve crushed under bronze. Sparta? No — THIS. IS. WHATTHEMOVIE.
Every solve crushed under bronze. Sparta? No — THIS. IS. WHATTHEMOVIE.
Cobb's Totem 25000 FF solves
Spin it. If it falls, you're awake. If it keeps turning, you're still solving in a dream.
Spin it. If it falls, you're awake. If it keeps turning, you're still solving in a dream.
Noisy Cricket 20000 FF solves
Civilians neuralyzed without breaking a sweat. The Series Four De-atomizer stays with the admins, though.
Civilians neuralyzed without breaking a sweat. The Series Four De-atomizer stays with the admins, though.
T-800 15000 FF solves
Targets neutralized, every single one. The clothes, the boots, the motorcycle — they're all yours now.
Targets neutralized, every single one. The clothes, the boots, the motorcycle — they're all yours now.
Zorro Rapier 1000 first solves
Solves carved into the wall in three quick strokes. No one has seen your face — everyone knows the mark.
Solves carved into the wall in three quick strokes. No one has seen your face — everyone knows the mark.
Fat Ass Soap 10000 FF solves
First rule: don't talk about it. Second rule: the salt balance is finally just right.
First rule: don't talk about it. Second rule: the salt balance is finally just right.
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