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Best Boy Rank 5
Right hand of the gaffer, master of the gaffer tape. Every film owes you, no Academy will ever know.
Right hand of the gaffer, master of the gaffer tape. Every film owes you, no Academy will ever know.

Goya Award 5 SotDs
Someone just put your name on the marquee. The painter looks down from his bronze pedestal, approving. ¡Hola, legend!
Someone just put your name on the marquee. The painter looks down from his bronze pedestal, approving. ¡Hola, legend!

300 Helmet 35000 FF solves
Every solve crushed under bronze. Sparta? No — THIS. IS. WHATTHEMOVIE.
Every solve crushed under bronze. Sparta? No — THIS. IS. WHATTHEMOVIE.

Cobb's Totem 25000 FF solves
Spin it. If it falls, you're awake. If it keeps turning, you're still solving in a dream.
Spin it. If it falls, you're awake. If it keeps turning, you're still solving in a dream.

Noisy Cricket 20000 FF solves
Civilians neuralyzed without breaking a sweat. The Series Four De-atomizer stays with the admins, though.
Civilians neuralyzed without breaking a sweat. The Series Four De-atomizer stays with the admins, though.

T-800 15000 FF solves
Targets neutralized, every single one. The clothes, the boots, the motorcycle — they're all yours now.
Targets neutralized, every single one. The clothes, the boots, the motorcycle — they're all yours now.

Fat Ass Soap 10000 FF solves
First rule: don't talk about it. Second rule: the salt balance is finally just right.
First rule: don't talk about it. Second rule: the salt balance is finally just right.

Light Disc 7000 FF solves
Holds 128KB of pure cinema in a perfect circle of light. Handy for de-rezzing rogue programs on demand.
Holds 128KB of pure cinema in a perfect circle of light. Handy for de-rezzing rogue programs on demand.

Red Pill 5000 FF solves
Down the rabbit hole, one solve at a time. There's no going back to the blue side now.
Down the rabbit hole, one solve at a time. There's no going back to the blue side now.
Stats
Solves
35,257
Uploads
71
Day Streak
0
SotDs
6
Avg Rating
7.07
Avg Favs
0.66
Points
8,145
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