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Fame (2009)

Or How To Pick Up Girls in WTM — Written by Palahniuk007 on 02.05.2011

A Fame snap (#84880) miraculously passed through New Submissions. I, Palahniuk, decided it was time to make the move on the uploader : Oldzia999.

Palah : This snap is from a TV SERIES. You photoshoped a couple of black bars to make us believe it's the actual movie remade from an old movie spined off itself for the television. And I don't mention the merchandising! I still have a couple of puppets of Coco and Angelo. I claim for a prompt deletion. Meanwhile you can enjoy the real stuff here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_X-USUEEKQ

Oldzia : Excuse me?!? This is not from a tv series. If you havent watched the movie don't be so sure judging something, ok?

Palah : FAME is my middle name. I know the 1980 version AND the 2009 wreck. But I know BY HEART the TV series. I know each episode, each shot, each line of dialogue. I possess all puppet's characters which cost now a fortune. You can't fool Palahniuk: your shot was definitely ripped from THE CRAZIES, Season 1, Episode 11, aired 11 March 1982. I'm contacting a moderator.

Oldzia : And you can look at this http://www.imdb.com/media/rm97159936/tt1016075 and see that she's wearing exactly the same clothes as on the snap!

Palah : You can't escape my vast knowledge of Fame materials ! Your snap shows Coco Hernandez played by Erica Gimpel in THE CRAZIES ! How do I know that you wonder? Because Coco Hernandez was ALWAYS wearing a red outfit for her dancing shots. I'm preparing a snap of the episode proving your scam.

Oldzia : Omfg! cant you just admit your own mistake?!

Palah : I can't make mistake 'cause my name is Palahniuk.

Oldzia : Look if it was indeed from the tv series I wouldn't even argue, but it's not.

Palah : I wouldn't argue if the movie was called FAKE.

Oldzia : I uploaded a normal movie shot !!! But because of your obsession with the tv series you can't even think straight! To prove my point even further here's another pic http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1790544128/tt1016075 Look at the windows and the radiator - they match on both snaps!

Palah : You actually made TWO majors mistakes with your "proof". 1. Kherington Payne is dressed in BLACK. She's not wearing a red outfit. 2. The radiator is NOT exactly the same. On the fake snap you uploaded I see THREE radiators. On your "proof", I see only one.

Oldzia : Because on my proof you see a different scene from this movie, when she isn't dancing alone. But the windows and the radiator still match, it's just from the other side of that classroom.

Palah : Sorry I don't buy the "other side of the classroom" explanation because when shooting a TV series you use only three angles. It means you leave the "other side" free for the shooting crew. But look! I had it! I'm talking right now with Asmodai. And he says I'm right.

Asmodai : You were NOT talking to me, and please don't add me to your jokes.

Dansie : What a hostility, damn!

Palah : After a hundred shouts from you on my crowded wall (with terrible threats of murder), I took the time to launch a second evaluation of your shot. I reckon I made a small mistake. This snap was NOT made up with fake black bars. But I still have a slight problem. This is a CHORUS LINE shot. You probably mixed up title entries when you uploaded it. Ask a moderator to sort it out.

Dansie : Get your facts straight before accusing someone from this sort of thing, let alone a well known wtm-er. Im sure no decent movie lover would create such an elaborate scam for one miserable upload...

Palah : Yeah I know. That was the only way to flirt with oldzia999.

TheNarrator: This is the way you flirt? This is how you roll? Wow...

Oldzia : Yeah, I usually just respond well to hardcore flirting.

Palah : And that's my girl! I love Brits Ladies because they don't flinch! And you know what Sophie? I just made you a SUPPORTER right now! What do you think of that?

Oldzia : I guess I'm a half-amphibian hybrid now, that's all I'm gonna say ;))

Palah : And I will send you my sealed vintage Coco Hernandez's puppet.

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