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How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

"Thank you for nothing you useless reptile.." — Written by oldzia999 on 30.04.2011

Me: So, have you seen How To Train Your Dragon yet?
Pala: Why would you ask something like that?! Of course I have! I am the god in the movie universe! I see the movies before the director! Producer! Damn, I see them before they see themselves!
I took Asmodai with me to the cinema because that dragon looked suspiciously like a bat..
Me: The dragon was sooo cute! And it looked more like a cat or a dog when it moved.
Pala: Specifics. Why do you bring this up anyway?
Me: Wanted to know your opinion so that our fellows at wtm know what to expect!
Did you see it in 3D?
Pala: Baby! I saw it in 4D! I felt the wind when the boy and his dragon flew! I choked on the smoke when that Godzilla dragon was chasing them! My eyebrows still haven’t grown back after the Night Fury saved the day!
Me: Brilliant! Loved the action sequences! So fast paced! Dragons flying right, left and center!
And wasn’t it amazing how they made the characters so real and deep?
Pala: Do you mean the boy’s unusual skinniness? His emotional approach to life? His peculiar relationship with his father or mother’s breastplate? The connection between Hiccup and Toothless? His lack of friends at the beginning due to being different? How he saves the day and conquers everyone’s heart and changes their view at the end?! What?! Baby, you have got to help me here. I need more information!
Me: Um… I only meant it story wise, but what you’d noticed works too.
Would you take your kids to see it?
Pala: Of course! They should learn that being unique doesn’t mean worse! Or that you may have to pay a high price for experience, but in the end it’s all worth it! Not that any kid under the age of 10 would get that’s what the movie was about, but sure I would still like them to watch it!
Me: True, my 6 year old nephew told me the movie was about a dragon which loses its leg and that’s why they called him Toothless. Also that the Night Fury was naughty and he liked to draw. But he enjoyed it nonetheless!
The movie has a lot of funny moments too! I love the scenes with Hiccup and Toothless and how they grow to love each other! And also Gerard Butler’s voice…
Pala: Wait! What?! Gerard Butler.. what?! Baby, you seriously need to see a doctor about that. Now you’re not only seeing, but hearing Gerard Butler everywhere?!
Me: But he is the voice of…
Pala: I don’t want to hear it! We’re going to have you checked up right now!
Me:But..but..
Pala: This review might continue once she is well again!
In the meantime whoever haven’t seen How to train your dragon is missing out!
Go! Go! Go!

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