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• Tarentino Classic — for Pulp Fiction
  Written by swarley_dude on 04.01.2010

  This is a great film from one of the two masters of movie dialogue, Quentin Tarentino (the other being Kevin Smith). With his strange approach of splicing the plot into chapters out of order, Tarentino brings real truth to small crime and everyday trivia. No where else are good discussions on why in England there is no "quarter pounder with cheese" and how it feels to kill someone if you didn't know they were dead until later. This is a masterpiece and a must-see for any Tarentino fan.

• British Humor. Thats funny. No seriously. — for The Boat That Rocked
  Written by swarley_dude on 04.01.2010

  I just saw this movie and it is great. I loved the british humor, and who can't love the rock 'n' roll? Great acting great plot, short story, hilarious throughout. I watched this alone at home and still laughed out loud. I have a new appreciation for 60's rock. This is a must-see movie.

• Bust! — for Transformers
  Written by swarley_dude on 05.01.2010

  I love transformers. Unfortunetly, transformers were not depicted in the film Tranformers, rather big CGI crap with horrible lighting to hide for the impossible shadows was portrayed. Shia is hilarious in his same-old-stutterinf-fool-kinda-way. Megan Fox actually oozes sex out of every pore of her skin, great cameos from some other favorite actors all sprinkled in a weak plot, and massive disappointment as far as the accuracy of the legend that is transformers.

• I love making fun of Christianity! — for Life of Brian
  Written by swarley_dude on 05.01.2010

  I love british humor, I love Monty Python, and most of all I love making fun of Christianity. The true element of this film is specifically in a sequence where Brian pretends to speak metophorically in the street and quickly gains a following for no intellegent reason. Followed by endless interpretations of a simple man running away from authorities and false testimonies of his divinity. AWESOME.

• Can you say Cameo? — for Mars Attacks!
  Written by swarley_dude on 05.01.2010

  I loved this movie. So many stars it would take days to list them all. Simple, creative plot from the days before remakes, and Tim Burton torches all others with this masterpiece. My personal favorite is a shout out to Natalie Portman who I actually just saw at MOMA when we were both there checking out a Tim Burton Exhibit. Great movie!