Jordan11111
Jordan
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joined September 2009
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Netherlands
Last seen about 6 hours ago
Male
Memorabilia
23
Cinematographer
Cinematographer Rank 12
DP. Every frame the audience sees is yours. The camera bends to your eye, the dolly carries your back.
DP. Every frame the audience sees is yours. The camera bends to your eye, the dolly carries your back.
Fat Ass Soap
Fat Ass Soap 10000 FF solves
First rule: don't talk about it. Second rule: the salt balance is finally just right.
First rule: don't talk about it. Second rule: the salt balance is finally just right.
Light Disc
Light Disc 7000 FF solves
Holds 128KB of pure cinema in a perfect circle of light. Handy for de-rezzing rogue programs on demand.
Holds 128KB of pure cinema in a perfect circle of light. Handy for de-rezzing rogue programs on demand.
Red Pill
Red Pill 5000 FF solves
Down the rabbit hole, one solve at a time. There's no going back to the blue side now.
Down the rabbit hole, one solve at a time. There's no going back to the blue side now.
Hoverboard
Hoverboard 20 uploads
Hover anywhere except over large bodies of water — that's still very much a 2015 problem.
Hover anywhere except over large bodies of water — that's still very much a 2015 problem.
Zissou Cap
Steve Zissou Cap 10 uploads
The red cap is yours. Welcome to Team Zissou — the harpoon goes on the wall over there.
The red cap is yours. Welcome to Team Zissou — the harpoon goes on the wall over there.
Killerbunny
Killerbunny 3000 FF solves
Look at the bones! The killer rabbit has claimed every name on the wall. Run away, run away.
Look at the bones! The killer rabbit has claimed every name on the wall. Run away, run away.
Gremlin
Gremlin 1000 FF solves
Now you know who's been chewing the WTM cables all along. Just don't feed it after midnight.
Now you know who's been chewing the WTM cables all along. Just don't feed it after midnight.
Hannibal mask
Hannibal mask 500 FF solves
How am I supposed to eat anything besides soup? The menu has never changed, and probably never will.
How am I supposed to eat anything besides soup? The menu has never changed, and probably never will.
Stats
Solves
14,325
Uploads
21
Day Streak
0
SotDs
0
Avg Rating
7.62
Avg Favs
4.48
Points
98,162
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