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Joan Sims
Actress 1930 - 2001

Joan Sims

Laindon, Essex, England, UK

Irene Joan Marion Sims was an English actress remembered for her roles in the Carry On films, including Carry On Nurse, Carry On Cleo, and Carry On Camping. She played Mrs Wembley, the cook with a liking for sherry in On the Up, and Madge Hardcastle in As Time Goes By.

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The Princess and the Cobbler

The Princess and the Cobbler

Richard Williams 1993 1h 12m 8.0

The film tells a story which takes place in an oriental city from the tales of thousand and one night. It covers the friendship of a thief knowing all tricks to survive in the city and a poor cobbler/shoemaker who has to struggle in order to live.

Carry on Emmannuelle

Carry on Emmannuelle

Gerald Thomas 1978 1h 28m

The beautiful and sex-starved Emmannuelle Prevert just cannot inflame her husband's ardour. In frustration she seduces a string of VIPs, including the Prime Minister and the American Ambassador. A jealous lover gives a list of all her conquests to the national press and a scandal ensues. But will she ever manage to get her own husband into bed?

That's Carry On!

That's Carry On!

Gerald Thomas 1977 1h 35m

Celebrating twenty years of classic Carry On films, two of the films’ best-loved stars, Kenneth Williams and Barbara Windsor return to Pinewood film studios to unwrap some rib-tickling moments from the series.

Carry on England

Carry on England

Gerald Thomas 1976 1h 29m

Captain S. Melly takes over as the new Commanding Officer at an experimental mixed sex air defence base. It's 1940 and England is under heavy bombardment, but the crew seem more interested in each other than the enemy planes above.

One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing

One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing

Robert Stevenson 1975 1h 34m

Escaping from China with a microfilm of the formula for the mysterious "Lotus X", Lord Southmere, a Queen's Messenger, is chased by a group of Chinese spies.

Carry on Behind

Carry on Behind

Gerald Thomas 1975 1h 30m 4.0

The Carry on Gang doing archaeology at a camping site.

Don't Just Lie There, Say Something!

Don't Just Lie There, Say Something!

Bob Kellett 1974 1h 27m

Based on the hit play. A British Government Minister puts forward a bill to battle filth in the UK but that doesn't stop him having an affair with both his secretary, Miss Parkyn and Wendy, the wife of a high-up reporter.

Carry on Dick

Carry on Dick

Gerald Thomas 1974 1h 31m

Dick Turpin is terrorising the countryside around Upper Dencher. Captain Fancey and Sergeant Jock Strapp plan to put an end to his escapades, and enlist the help of the Reverend Flasher. Little do they know that the priest leads a double life. Then Madame Desiree and her "Birds of Paradise" arrive in the village...

Carry on Girls

Carry on Girls

Gerald Thomas 1973 1h 28m

Local councillor Sidney Fiddler persuades the Mayor to help improve the image of their rundown seaside town by holding a beauty contest. But formidable Councillor Prodworthy, head of the local women's liberation movement, has other ideas. It's open warfare as the women's lib attempt to sabotage the contest.

Carry on Matron

Carry on Matron

Gerald Thomas 1972 1h 27m

A gang of thieves plan to make their fortune by stealing a shipment of contraceptive pills from Finisham maternity hospital. They assume disguises and infiltrate the hospital, but everything doesn't go according to plan.

Carry on Abroad

Carry on Abroad

Gerald Thomas 1972 1h 28m

A group of holidaymakers head for the Spanish resort of Elsbels for a 4-day visit. When they get there, they find the Hotel still hasn't been finished being built, and the weather is awful. And there is something strange about the staff—they all look very similar.

The Magnificent Seven Deadly Sins

The Magnificent Seven Deadly Sins

Graham Stark 1971 1h 46m

This early Seventies British comedy takes us through seven short stories based on the Seven Deadly Sins. This film is a montage of different styles, from Spike Milligan's mainly silent "Sloth", to the leering Harry H Corbett in "Lust".

Carry on at Your Convenience

Carry on at Your Convenience

Gerald Thomas 1971 1h 30m

This is the tale of industrial strife at WC Boggs' Lavatory factory. Vic Spanner is the union representative who calls a strike at the drop of a hat; eventually everyone has to get fed up with him. This is also the ideal opportunity for lots of lavatorial jokes...

Carry on Henry

Carry on Henry

Gerald Thomas 1971 1h 29m

Henry VIII has just married Marie of Normandy, and is eager to consummate their marriage. Unfortunately for Henry, she is always eating garlic, and refuses to stop. Deciding to get rid of her in his usual manner, Henry has to find some way of doing it without provoking war with Marie's cousin, the King of France. Perhaps if she had an affair...

Doctor in Trouble

Doctor in Trouble

Ralph Thomas 1970 1h 30m

Dr. Burke is in love with Ophelia but doesn't have time to propose to her as she leaves for a cruise to the Mediterranean. Also on board the cruise ship is an old school chum of Burke's who plays 'Dr.Dare' in a very popular TV series and who women flock to.

Carry on Up the Jungle

Carry on Up the Jungle

Gerald Thomas 1970 1h 29m

The Carry On team send up the Tarzan tradition in great style. Lady Evelyn Bagley mounts an expedition to find her long-lost baby. Bill Boosey is the fearless hunter and guide. Prof. Tinkle is searching for the rare Oozalum bird.

Carry on Loving

Carry on Loving

Gerald Thomas 1970 1h 28m

The Wedded Bliss computer dating agency aims to bring together the lonely hearts of Much-Snoggin-in-the-Green. Its owner, Sidney Bliss, has enough complications in his own love life, but still produces a pamphlet called "The Wit to Woo". The strange collection of hopefuls lead to some outlandish matches, and jealousies are bound to lead to trouble

Carry on Camping

Carry on Camping

Gerald Thomas 1969 1h 28m 7.0

Sid and Bernie plan a camping trip with girlfriends Joan and Anthea, hoping to visit a nudist camp. They stumble upon a bizarre group of campers, including sex-starved schoolgirls and hippie bands, leading to hilarious misadventures.

Carry on Again Doctor

Carry on Again Doctor

Gerald Thomas 1969 1h 25m 6.0

Dr Nookey is disgraced and sent to a remote island hospital. He is given a secret slimming potion by a member of staff, Gladstone Screwer, and he flies back to England to fame and fortune. But others want to cash in on his good fortunes, and some just want him brought down a peg or two.

Carry On... Up the Khyber

Carry On... Up the Khyber

Gerald Thomas 1968 1h 28m

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khybar pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe, but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas—he wants all the British dead. But his troops fear the 'skirted-devils, who are rumoured not to wear any underwear.

Follow That Camel

Follow That Camel

Gerald Thomas 1967 1h 35m

Bertram Oliphant 'Bo' West wants to clear his unjustly smeared reputation, so he joins the Foreign Legion—with Simpson his manservant in tow. But the fort they get posted to is full of eccentric legionnaires, and there's trouble brewing with the locals too. Unbeknown to Bo, his lady love has followed him in disguise.

Don't Lose Your Head

Don't Lose Your Head

Gerald Thomas 1967 1h 37m

Amidst the French revolution, Citizen Robespierre is beheading the aristocracy! When word gets to England, noblemen Sir Rodney Ffing and Lord Darcy Pue take it upon themselves to aid their French counterparts. Sir Rodney is a master of disguise, and becomes 'The Black Fingernail' scourge of Camembert and Bidet, leaders of the French secret police.

Carry on Doctor

Carry on Doctor

Gerald Thomas 1967 1h 34m 6.0

Francis Bigger, a notorious charlatan who tours the country lecturing on the subject of mind over matter, slips off the platform in the middle of his performance and ends up in hospital under the care of Dr Tinkle. The hospital is about to enter a period of total chaos.

Doctor in Clover

Doctor in Clover

Ralph Thomas 1966 1h 37m

Doctor in Clover is another 'Doctor' movie, but this time Leslie Phillips is the main doctor in the story, looking for love and romance from the hospital nurses, much to the annoyance of the main Administrator (James Robertson Justice) who wants his doctors to be 100% focussed on the job.

Carry on Screaming!

Carry on Screaming!

Gerald Thomas 1966 1h 37m 6.0

Carry on gang B-grade horror move farce

Carry on Cowboy

Carry on Cowboy

Gerald Thomas 1966 1h 33m 6.0

Stodge City is in the grip of the Rumpo Kid and his gang. Mistaken identity again takes a hand as a "sanitary engineer" (plumber) by the name of Marshal P. Knutt is mistaken for a law marshal! Being the conscientious sort, Marshal tries to help the town get rid of Rumpo, and a showdown is inevitable.

The Big Job

The Big Job

Gerald Thomas 1965 1h 28m

A gang of hapless crooks, led by Sidney James, successfully perpetrate a robbery only to be caught after the fact. Fifteen years later they emerge from prison intent on retrieving their stolen loot - and discover a police station has been built over its hiding place.

Carry on Cleo

Carry on Cleo

Gerald Thomas 1964 1h 34m 7.0

Two Britons are captured and enslaved by invading Romans and taken to Rome. Hengist Pod creates useless inventions...

The Iron Maiden

The Iron Maiden

Gerald Thomas 1963 1h 38m

During a steam engine race, an American airline firm plans to buy a new British passenger plane, but the deal hits trouble when the designer and the daughter of the Airline owner take an instant dislike to each other after a crash.

Twice Round the Daffodils

Twice Round the Daffodils

Gerald Thomas 1962 1h 29m

Twice Round the Daffodils is a 1962 British comedy drama film directed by Gerald Thomas and starring Juliet Mills, Donald Sinden, Donald Houston, Kenneth Williams, Ronald Lewis, Andrew Ray, Joan Sims and Jill Ireland. A new group of patients arrive at a hospital to be treated for tuberculosis where they all take a fancy to one of the nurses.

His and Hers

His and Hers

Brian Desmond Hurst 1961 1h 22m

Author-explorer Reggie Blake takes an unorthodox approach to his craft, apparently finding inspiration in the adventures suggested by his agent Charles Lunton; it matters little that most of his experiences are wildly embellished or even entirely fictitious...

Carry on Regardless

Carry on Regardless

Gerald Thomas, Ralph Thomas 1961 1h 27m

After a bunch of no-hopers approaches an employment agency, the anarchy mounts as they do a series of odd jobs, including a chimp's tea party, trying to stay sober at a wine tasting… and demolishing a house.

Doctor in Love

Doctor in Love

Ralph Thomas 1960 1h 33m

Doctors Burke and Hare leave the confines of St Swithins for the world of general practice, stopping off on the way as patients at the Foulness Anti-cold Unit. Hare then takes up a position as junior in a well-healed G.P.'s surgery while Burke continues to sow his doctorial wild oats.

Carry on Constable

Carry on Constable

Gerald Thomas 1960 1h 26m 5.0

With a flu epidemic running rife, three new bumbling recruits are assigned to Inspector Mills police station...

Please Turn Over

Please Turn Over

Gerald Thomas 1959 1h 27m

The orderly suburban life of a 1950's English town is turned on its head when the teenaged daughter of one of the residents writes a steamy bestseller featuring characters obviously based on the local population.

Carry on Teacher

Carry on Teacher

Gerald Thomas 1959 1h 26m

Pupils run amok at Maudlin Street School in an attempt to hang on to their headmaster. He has applied for a new job, but the students like him and don't want to lose him.

Carry on Nurse

Carry on Nurse

Gerald Thomas 1959 1h 26m 3.0

In Haven Hospital, a certain men's ward is causing more havoc than the whole hospital altogether. The formidable Matron's debut gives everyone a chill every time she walks past, with only Reckitt standing up to her.

Passport to Shame

Passport to Shame

Alvin Rakoff 1958 1h 26m

British melodrama about a cabbie befriending a girl caught up in the white slave trade.

The Naked Truth

The Naked Truth

Mario Zampi 1957 1h 31m

A very British comedy about a blackmailer and his victims.

No Time for Tears

No Time for Tears

Cyril Frankel 1957 1h 26m

The interwoven dramas of staff and patients in Mayfield Children's Hospital, where the doctors and nurses are in the business of restoring children's lives. One small child risks losing his sight, while twin boys fool the doctors over which one has appendicitis.

Stars in Your Eyes

Stars in Your Eyes

Maurice Elvey 1956 1h 37m 5.0

A group of talented young performers buy a dilapidated theatre to showcase their acts - but unscrupulous property developers plan dirty tricks to disrupt the first night's performance.

Doctor at Sea

Doctor at Sea

Ralph Thomas 1955 1h 33m

Bachelor Dr. Simon Sparrow (Dirk Bogarde) goes to sea to escape his mentor's amorous daughter, but ends up in more trouble wrangling the captain, crew, and Brigitte Bardot.

The Belles of St. Trinian's

The Belles of St. Trinian's

Frank Launder 1954 1h 31m 5.0

Story of manic schoolgirls who are more interested in racing form than books as they try to get-rich-quick, aided by the head-mistress' brother, played by Alastair Sim, who also plays the head-mistress.

Doctor in the House

Doctor in the House

Ralph Thomas 1954 1h 32m

The trials and tribulations of a group of medical students at St. Swithin's hospital in London, England.

Will Any Gentleman...?

Will Any Gentleman...?

Michael Anderson 1953 1h 24m

A trip to the theatre changes a meek bank clerk's life, as he undergoes hypnosis and leaves without being woken up. Suddenly, he believes he is the world's greatest lover and becomes a terrorizing Casanova.

Meet Mr. Lucifer

Meet Mr. Lucifer

Anthony Pelissier 1953 1h 23m

A T.V. set given as a retiremant present is sold on to different households causing misery each time. One of the Ealing comedies.

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